How did I get here!? Who are you??

I’m Casey, and the real question is how do you leave…

What is the purpose of this blog?

It serves to be a collection of my thoughts, my philosophical ramblings and some reviews of various things.

Where do I begin?

It depends what you are interested in. If you are a fan of literature, particularly science fiction and philosophy, check out my book reviews. If you want to hear my personal thoughts, take a look at my Rambles, Quibbles and Thought Experiments (links coming soon). If you like what you see, consider buying my books.

Alternatively, if you’ve been with me for a while, there are remnants of my old blog that I keep here.

I swear this site looks different each time I visit it?

That’s because it was designed by Eddy Schrödinger.

Why is this question not fully typ


I want MOAR

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90% of the links on your blog are broken

This site is still under construction, and things may change drastically over the next couple of days months cycles of the big bang.

I have a question that isn’t listed anywhere else

When you pray tonight, be sure to include that question in your list of demands to whatever God you don’t want to piss off.

Alternatively, you can send me smoke signals via your dab rig.

If neither of those work, you can always transmit some zero’s and one’s across time and space in the hopes it will either reach me, or you may accidentally contact an alien civilization, and you will be the reason Earth gets destroyed.

Are you willing to take that risk?

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Even more questions!

Book related questions:

Wasn’t there something about a near death experience, or whatever?

Maybe later.

Ever considered turning your stories into movies?

I guess Will’s Choice or Autopilot would be relatively easy, but I’m not sure if visual effects software can handle Satta, and Movie Night would be such a logistical nightmare to film that it would be easier to actually invent time travel for all the extra Alans.

What happened to Drunk Alan and Tuxedo Alan?

For quite some time I did have an answer, then, I didn’t. Perhaps they are fine. Perhaps they ended up in an alternate universe where Jane did indeed go to movie night which set off a chain reaction of all sorts of crazy events that ultimately lead 25 Year Old Alan to go crazy. Or perhaps none of that happens because the world came to an end.

What about your more recent dreams? There is nothing from 2016 anywhere.

They are still in the processing plant of my mind. Some of them will indeed be short stories.

Once, someone asked me this:



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